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英语笑话对话1
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: “If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?”
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅?”
The winning reply was: “The one nearest the exit.”
获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”
英语笑话对话2
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, “School-Go Slow”.
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：”学校—-慢行。”
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